when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries
awkward in person, funny and social on the internet
(Source: lmaoalien, via perks-of-being-chinese)
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
(Source: exceptional-y, via cutaemaknaetaemin)
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
(Source: hirookigoto, via izziesworldofizzie)
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
(Source: highgayden, via geekygirl9000)
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt