sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

(via maguneedsalife)

flamebroiler:

when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sakibatch:

cerviceps:

I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter

here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.

[GASPS]

(via toastheaven)

The number one way to propose to someone:

coffuu:

phrux:

pillowbedhead:

iatethelastofthecorn:

vaffanculo-stronzo:

image

I… i don’t understand.

photoshop?

do you even farm

shameful

(via patchwork-indigo)

princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

image

(via kotogil)

wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(Source: lmaoalien, via perks-of-being-chinese)

wallylock:

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

image

(via izziesworldofizzie)

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

(Source: exceptional-y, via cutaemaknaetaemin)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

image

or THIS skeleton?

image

drink a milk kids

(Source: hirookigoto, via izziesworldofizzie)

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

I’m crying

(Source: highgayden, via geekygirl9000)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via perks-of-being-chinese)